Thursday, July 05, 2007



Once again, a charity fundraising office, somewhere in central London

"David, if you were a posh toff going to a charity fundraising event on a boat, what would you like to see? It's been suggested we have a fantasy maritime theme..."
"No, seriously."
"I think pirates fulfil the fantasy maritime theme quite well. Maybe with some mermaids too."
"I was thinking more along the lines of Handel's Water Music. How would pirates work anyway? Would they come to the event dress up as pirates?"
"Stuffed parrot on the shoulder, eyepatches. It'd be brilliant."

Sadly, I have been informed that the pirates have not made it to the shortlist. Scurvy landlubbers!

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